Hi fellow Blasters! These are 5 of my most annoying — who are yours?
Eliot Spitzer (Too ugly for a photo here)
This loser sleazeball is rewarded for being a scuzzy sleazeball by being gifted a tedious TV show with journalist Kathleen Parker.
Cynics may venture a wild guess that this is CNN’s flaccid attempt to jack up cheesy sexual curiosity for (you guessed it) ratings.
Load up on Purell, Ms. Parker.
Too young. Too cute. Sings like a girl. Way too successful for a weeny little puppy.
Call me in ten years, Bieber. I’ll tuck you in then!
105 year old Hugh Hefner and his 15 year old fiance + all of his former main squeezes – especially the ones with their own reality shows. (you know who you are)
Yup, macho man Hef will keep her up all night – with diaper changes.
If there is anything more annoying than having hiccups yourself (especially at the theater or on a hot date) – it is “hiccup girl.” “BOO” to you!
Why does “bad boy behavior” (domestic violence, assault, drugs, disorderly conduct, etc.) translate into increased popularity on a family oriented TV sitcom?