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Beware April Fool!

31 Mar

Beware!  April Fool’s Day!

 

Like a broken cuckoo clock, even paranoids are right some of the time.

But April 1st is a day when people are out to get you.  (Heh. Heh. I may be one of them…)

Fool’s Day is observed throughout the Western world and has the potential of booming BIG on the internet.  Can you say “viral?”

Of course, trying to get people to believe ridiculous things is a favorite practice every day of the year with some.  As we know, politicians and lawyers thrive on spin, prevarication and bold-faced lying.  Unfortunately they lack the “fun” factor.

 

Check your Twitter feed and FB page for breaking news: “Bigfoot Captured” “Justin Bieber Pregnant” “American Idol Winner Busted” “Charlie Sheen Shuts Up” “Gaga Rocks AARP Convention” “Statue of Liberty Sold on eBay”

Set your radar high.  Be suspicious. Look over your shoulder. Or, better yet – beat them to it. Get creative. Come on, have some fun and “Punk” someone!

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Smooch!

 

FYI Aston Kutcher:  you may punk me anytime.

They (whoever they are) say, “Only a fool plays it cool.” Especially on April 1st – every prankster’s favorite day!

Photo Credit: Techcrunch
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The Art of Helping – Japan

25 Mar

My 30 second appeal… origami-style!

“Songs for Japan” available at iTunes:

http://bit.ly/fj50QT

Most Annoying People of 2010

28 Dec

Hi fellow Blasters!  These are 5 of my most annoying — who are yours?

Eliot Spitzer (Too ugly for a photo here)

This loser sleazeball is rewarded for being a scuzzy sleazeball by being gifted a tedious TV show with journalist Kathleen Parker.

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Cynics may venture a wild guess that this is CNN’s flaccid attempt to jack up cheesy sexual curiosity for (you guessed it) ratings.

Load up on Purell, Ms. Parker.

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Justin Bieber

Too young. Too cute. Sings like a girl. Way too successful for a weeny little puppy.

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Call me in ten years, Bieber.  I’ll tuck you in then!

Hugh Hefner

the more the merrier

105 year old Hugh Hefner and his 15 year old fiance + all of his former main squeezes – especially the ones with their own reality shows. (you know who you are)

Yup, macho man Hef will keep her up all night – with diaper changes.

Hiccup Girl

Help, I can't stop!

If there is anything more annoying than having hiccups yourself (especially at the theater or on a hot date) – it is “hiccup girl.”  “BOO” to you!

Charlie Sheen

Why does “bad boy behavior” (domestic violence, assault, drugs, disorderly conduct, etc.) translate into increased popularity on a family oriented TV sitcom?

Do not collect $2,000,000

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