In dire economic times, professionals may employ downright crazy strategies to save (steal) money.
A penny saved is worth five to fifteen in the slammer.
According to the Associated Press, 1-24-12:
“A former dentist in Massachusetts has pleaded guilty to Medicaid fraud for using paper clips instead of stainless steel posts in root canals. Authorities say instead of stainless steel posts for root canals, he used sections of paper clips — which can cause pain and even infection — in an effort to save money.”
Root canal is bad enough… without your endodontist cutting (no pun, ouch) corners in such a tawdry fashion. Instead…
Couldn’t he have just cancelled some of those swanky magazine subscriptions in his office?
Or sell the flat screen TV in the waiting room? Not necessary! Nobody’s looking at it. Everybody has their head
up focused on their cell phones.
Maybe cut down on the annoying muzak in the examining rooms? Man, we’re nervous enough.
Wax his own damn moustache?
Not pick up the tab for his perky, big boobed receptionist’s weekly manicures?
Engage in some serious extreme couponing like everyone else?
Oy, I wonder… Did he also recycle the bloody gauze from patients’ mouths?
Did he instruct his patients to bring their own water to rinse?
Stock up on his instruments from this guy?
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