PunEmployed

1 Mar

Will work for chocolate…

With unemployment and underemployment so high, many of us are reinventing ourselves professionally.

Baby Boomers, I’m not just talking to you!

You may need to rethink your life mission, your calling, your purpose. Have you perhaps considered these little known professions?  Tell me yours!

* How about?

Tarot Card Scholar

Cleanse Coach

Gumball Historian

Pity Party Planner

Hairball Stylist

Aroma Therapy Artist

Disgusting Flavor Jellybean Taster

Twitter Addiction Therapist

Social Media Profile Photo Consultant

Spam Chef

Diva Enabler

Sleep Coach

Clutter Creator

Principal Caregiver to All Devices Electronic

Rant Management Supervisor

Canine Audio Mitigation Specialist

Goldfish Grief Counselor

Zombie Health Practitioner

Ridiculous Excuse Inventor

Spinner to the Stars

Post-It Technician

Procrastination Coordinator

Giggle Facilitator

Sand Castle CEO

Piggy Bank CFO

Prevarication Tutor

Brain Fart Expert

Food Cravings Blogger

Novelty Piercing Retailer

Dream Consultant

Trampoline Tester

Mirth Maven

Government Pork Regulator

Private Parts Investigator

Jellyfish De-boner

Donkey Behaviorist

Dementia Bracelet Designer

Geriatric Sex Counselor

Houseplant Psychiatrist

DVR Instructor

Memory Engineer

“Men Only Spa” Alcoholic Beverage Coordinator

Pekingese Etiquette Coach

“Girls Night Out” Feelings Auditor

Lollipop Historian

Adult Entertainment Researcher

Spanx Trainer

Pet Wedding Photographer

Professional Wallet Organizer

Candle Counter

I’ll bet you have one… Tell me yours!

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12 Responses to “PunEmployed”

  1. joanie19 March 1, 2012 at 8:31 am #

    Barb, How about “Over-Fifty Pinterest Professional”?

  2. WorkingBoomer March 1, 2012 at 8:43 am #

    Barb, this is just too funny! It made mr laugh. Since I work the night shift plus all week ends, maybe I could get a job as a sleep coach or pity party planner. Wait, maybe I could become a night vampire that does good deeds. How does that sound for a new job. Thanks for the giggle.

  3. Michael Alan Mayer March 1, 2012 at 9:41 am #

    There might actually be a real career path in those ‘jobs’ :))

  4. Nancy Wurtzel March 1, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

    I’d love to become a Pity Party Planner, if only to say I work for the PPP! Plus, I’ve thrown quite a few PP’s for myself and feel confident that I could do an excellent job for others. PP’s can actually be quite therapeutic. I could NOT become a sleep coach as I have had insomnia issues since I was a little kid, and since I’m technically challenged I could not be anyone’s DVD coach. In fact, when someone signs up for this, let me know and I’ll hire him/her or it. Great post — you made me laugh!

  5. bolanle March 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm #

    So entertaining and thought provoking too (am looking through list very carefully!)

    Currently I am Dinky Divette’s P.A; as in Personal Adult that does EVERYTHING that a little diva politely asks her to because “you’re my adult, mummy”

  6. Main Street Musings Blog March 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

    My neighbor used to be a taste tester for Nabisco. Always sounded fun to me 🙂

  7. Ann March 4, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

    But you’ve clearly got yours wrapped up–Life coach.

  8. harlan petersen March 4, 2012 at 10:47 pm #

    I think all of these are very honorable, pragmatic and down to earth professions. Why they
    are not included in job training programs is beyond me!?!?

  9. Dawn@LightenUp! March 5, 2012 at 3:02 am #

    My husband is a proud “diva enabler.”

  10. ptigris213 March 5, 2012 at 8:31 am #

    Chastity belt salesman.

    I’d like to be a Procrastination Organizer. One of these days I’ll get around to it……..;-)

  11. BARB BEST March 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm #

    Great comments everybody!

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