MORE Holiday Gifts I DON’T Want!

14 Dec

Just wondering… do you know anyone who wants these gifts?

1. COZY PJ’s for 20-SOMETHINGS

 

Perfect for a rockin’ slumber party in their parents’ basement.

They are so cute with those footsies and tails… why, they look like toddlers.

Oh, wait, they kind of are like toddlers.

Oh, well.  Arrested development is so definitely under-rated.

I just want to pinch their cheeks!

You can find these hooded, footed jammies in SkyMall.

 

2.  MAGIC WAND REMOTE

For the man who has everything?  Voila!  Yes, another remote.SkyMallIt’s sheer magic.  Perfect for avid Harry Potter fans, too.

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203672747&c=10200

 

3.  “CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM”

“Potty Train Your Cat Faster Than Most People Can Potty Train Their Kids

SkyMall

Dogs are too dumb for this!


Hmm, let me think, is the cat smarter than my kids?

This is a pretty glamorous product. I bet it’s the same system used in the movie “Meet The Parents.” And there’s a video, too.

You guessed it. It’s available at SkyMall.

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203198583&c=10723

 

4.  Giraffe

What do you get a two year old who already has a puppy or a kitten?

Yes, a giraffe!  “The perfect accessory in a nursery, this eye-catching giraffe is a great addition to any decor!”   Hope you have a ladder handy.  Wonder how much bamboo and rat guts “Spotty” eats for breakfast every day?

I didn’t have to tell you!  SkyMall has it!

 

5.  ELECTRONIC RACKET ZAPPERS SET

Killing insects has never been so much fun!  Zap!

SkyMallTo hell with reincarnation.  Just pretend you’re swinging at a tennis ball. You can keep score with every fly you swat and spider your squash.

Zap! Zap! Zap! Zam!

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102870451&c=10430

I want to thank SkyMall for the bounty of creative and entertaining products! It’s a gift of that keeps giving.

Photo credits: SkyMall catalog.

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7 Responses to “MORE Holiday Gifts I DON’T Want!”

  1. harlan petersen December 18, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    Do you have anything appropriate for 70 something? we would like to show them off to our grand kids; they would think we were really cool! I have had my bunny rabbit PJs for quite a few years now and the long ears won’t stand up anymore.

  2. Dawn@LightenUp! December 19, 2011 at 5:10 am #

    OK, Barb, I’ll take the magic wand and the rackets. Pretty dang cool! Almost “As Seen On TV” cool. Funny!

  3. bschooled December 20, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    I swear to anything I have the Litter Kwitter on my Christmas list. And I don’t even own a cat!

    That, and the Canine Geneaology Kit are my favorite Sky Mall items ever.

    (I figure if I ever do own a dog, it will only be a matter of time before he starts asking questions about his real parents.)

    • BARB BEST December 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

      Ha, yes bschooled justmakingconvo.com! Also, angry cats will accuse you of not being their parents, happens all the time.

  4. ditchthebun December 20, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    Hahaha Love it! Those PJ’s are CRAZY! Although can I say that during sticky hot Australian summer those rackets would be pretty much a godsend… FLY PLAGUES!

  5. hilljean December 12, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    Um…I kinda sorta want the wand. But you can keep the creepy teenager toddlers. Those are frightening.

    • BARB BEST December 16, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

      Ha! Reminds me of adult men who dress up for Halloween… as babies.

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