Spring Cleaning Time

9 May

Yoo Hoo! It’s that time of year!


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Oh goody! Time to clean!

1.      You can write a novel in the dust on your furniture.

2.      The sofa in front of the TV has more food and trash on it than a movie theater floor.

3. Spiders have built cobwebs on your cleaning supplies.

Web Sweet Web

4. The dog won’t rub his keester across your carpet ‘cause it’s so filthy.

Man, you guys are pigs!

5. The crumbs in your kitchen are suspiciously moving across the counter.

DreamWorks SKG

6.  Your boyfriend/husband/significant other/dog has actually changed more than the sheets on your bed.

You missed a smudge...

7.  A & E is begging you to be on their Hoarders TV Show.

8. Even frat boys think it looks messy.

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9.  You’re receiving harassing phone calls and emails from Martha Stewart.

I'm perfect. You're not. Ha!

10. Mosquitoes are breeding in the puddle by the toilet.

Take a whiff!

Photo Credits: Wikimedia Commons; Martha Stewart 2010 by David Shankbone,

Spiderman, Hoarders A & E TV, IMDb Animal House – Universal Pictures – 1978,

Antz – DreamWorks SKG


5 Responses to “Spring Cleaning Time”

  1. Regina Linton May 9, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    I think it is now officially time for me to start cleaning.

  2. Faith May 12, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    …and that’s why we bit the bullet and hired a cleaning service. 😉

    • BARB BEST May 12, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

      Excellent idea, Faith!

      • harlan petersen May 12, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

        Enjoyed a few minutes of the old TV programs OPENINGS.
        I REMEMBER THEM but did not watch them very often due to
        other activities. The opening of the Mr. Ed Show reminded me of another short joke . . . in reverse:
        The guys are
        talking about their home life an one says in a loud tone: “LAST NITE MY WIFE AND I HAD WORDS . . . but I didn’t get to use mine”.

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