Yoo Hoo! It’s that time of year!
YOU KNOW IT’S TIME FOR SPRING CLEANING WHEN…
1. You can write a novel in the dust on your furniture.
2. The sofa in front of the TV has more food and trash on it than a movie theater floor.
3. Spiders have built cobwebs on your cleaning supplies.
4. The dog won’t rub his keester across your carpet ‘cause it’s so filthy.
5. The crumbs in your kitchen are suspiciously moving across the counter.
6. Your boyfriend/husband/significant other/dog has actually changed more than the sheets on your bed.
7. A & E is begging you to be on their Hoarders TV Show.
8. Even frat boys think it looks messy.
9. You’re receiving harassing phone calls and emails from Martha Stewart.
10. Mosquitoes are breeding in the puddle by the toilet.
Photo Credits: Wikimedia Commons; Martha Stewart 2010 by David Shankbone,
Spiderman, Hoarders A & E TV, IMDb Animal House – Universal Pictures – 1978,
Antz – DreamWorks SKG