Sitting On Cold Porcelain

9 Feb

*** JUST ANNOUNCED ***

ROSE A. VALENTA

Semi-Finalist, prestigious Robert Benchley Humor Award

FUNNY BOOK

Wanna LOL?

Sitting On Cold Porcelain is a highly entertaining collection of box-cutter sharp satirical essays by nationally syndicated columnist and blogger Rose A. Valenta. The funny pieces are short and sweet, and as delectable as a heart shaped box of chocolate truffles.

The “A” in Rose’s middle name obviously stands for “Amusing” as she clearly has a nose for news that amuses and delights.

Who else can make you laugh at the absurdities of an incompetent Congress, biker poetry, cat cams, elephant dung counters, idiot politicians, manipulative media stars, Facebook Mafia Wars, offensive Scrabble words, cow pee soda pop, “A Christmas Carol” junkie, the Higgs Boson particle and the G-Spot?

How inappropriate!

Rose A. Valenta is a nationally syndicated humor columnist. Her irreverent columns have been published in Senior Wire, Associated Content, Courier Post Online, NPR, Newsday, USA TODAY, the WSJ Online, and many other local news and radio websites.

Run and git yourself a copy of Sitting On Cold Porcelain pronto – it’s funny and wise, and – like fiber and dark chocolate – no doubt invariably good for you!

Sitting on Cold Porcelain at amazon.com

SPECIAL KINDLE PRICE – $7.99  (20% off)

Rose A. Valenta

Paperback Best Price $12.72
or Buy New $15.59

Read “Rosie’s Renegade” blog + buy autographed copies of Sitting On Cold Porcelain: http://rosevalenta.blogspot.com/


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5 Responses to “Sitting On Cold Porcelain”

  1. ccgevry February 9, 2011 at 5:42 am #

    So many reviewers have enjoyed this book. I really want to check it out. Now, if my TBR pile didn’t rival Mt. Everest, I would be in business.

    • BARB BEST February 9, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

      Yes, I feel your pain – the TBR pile! “Sitting…” is one of those books that’s a pleasure to read ’cause it’s a bunch of short essays – it’s easy and FUN! Read one now, one later, etc.

      • Rose A. valenta February 9, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

        Barb,

        Thank you so much for reviewing my book!

        Rose

      • BARB BEST February 10, 2011 at 10:41 am #

        My pleasure! The book is hilarious. CONGRATULATIONS on the semi-finalist win in The Robert Benchley Society Humor Award.

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