What’s Up Doc?

11 Jan



Doc, you’re so funny

Surely you jokes,

Forget the fat?

No more smokes?

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Lay off the sugar?

Ease off the salt?

Whoa, no more booze

Not even malt?


Doc, that’s a good one

My sides are splitting,

Oh, what I’d give if only…

You were kidding!

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(Previously published – Barb Best – in print – The Malibu Times)


5 Responses to “What’s Up Doc?”

  1. molly campbell January 11, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    Barb, you are so funny! I loved this one. And I hate the fact that all the stuff I love, like dessert, is not on the doctor’s approved list…sigh xox molly

    • BARB BEST January 11, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

      Thanks Molly, you said it!

      • Dawn@Lighten Up! January 12, 2011 at 2:30 am #

        Not even malt?! Ha! I’m out!
        Great poem, HaBarb!

      • BARB BEST January 12, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

        Thanks, Dawn@Lighten Up!
        There once was a poet
        who swilled only Moet,
        when offered a frosty beer
        she flung her brassiere
        and became friggin’ inchoate!


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